Sellout?

First off who's Sellout and watch the vocab. I need to be able to read this thing and form some kind of imagery without keeping an extra window opened for dictionary.com. Sorry, couldn't help that. In fact I may just become a belligerent bastard on this thing... yeah I kinda like the sudo-anonymity of it all. I mean, of course we all know who each other are, (x*%#@! Sellout?) but at least I'm assured it would take you a half an hour or so to read my insensitive post about you and get in your car to come beat me to a pulp... right? Yeah this is good.
Now my really bloggy thought for today.
Jesus reminds me of a Stiga *** ping pong ball:
Hard to keep on the table-lily white at first, (till u start rollin' it/him around the floor)-(nearly) seamless-certainly the brunt of abuse if the game goes arie(?)-clean shaven (contrary to sunday school room paintings)-destined to be left in the bowl on the piano when a new one comes along.